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TOPIC: Người vợ khéo giữ lời hứa

Re: Người vợ khéo giữ lời hứa 10 years 9 months ago #47577

Bà quả phụ bèn tìm tới người làm mộ bia cho chồng mình ra lệnh:
-Tôi mang mộ bia chồng tôi đến đây rồi!
-Có chuyện gì không ổn?Thưa bà!
-Ông chịu khó sửa ngay mấy chữ trên mộ bia này cho tôi!Thay vì AN GIẤC NGÀN THU, sửa ngay lại thành:AN GIẤC TỚI KHI TÔI GẶP LẠI ÔNG.
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Re: Người vợ khéo giữ lời hứa 10 years 9 months ago #47573

And that's all folks! :-)
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Re: Người vợ khéo giữ lời hứa 10 years 9 months ago #47562

Yes, they are
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Re: Người vợ khéo giữ lời hứa 10 years 9 months ago #47560


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Người vợ khéo giữ lời hứa 10 years 9 months ago #47554

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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on
my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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