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TOPIC: Nụ cười xứ Roos

Nụ cười xứ Roos 9 years 10 months ago #54565




Một ông già Úc đang nằm thoi thóp chết trên giường bệnh. Ông gọi người vợ chung thủy đã sống với ông ta suốt 60 năm trời lại bên giường và thều thào:
- em yêu, anh nhớ ngày mới khởi sự làm ăn, doanh nghiệp thất bại, sụp đổ nhưng em vẫn bên anh.
Bà vợ: - đúng thế anh.
- rồi chiến tranh nổ ra, anh bị động viên đi lính, ra chiến trường và bị mất một giò nhưng em vẫn bên anh.
Bà vợ: - đúng thế anh.
- khi trở về, anh thất nghiệp phải mượn tiền mua 1 nông trại nhỏ, trồng rau nuôi gà sống qua ngày.
Bà vợ: - đúng thế anh.
- rồi nông trại bị lũ lụt, mất trắng. Chúng ta xây lại thì bị nạn cháy rừng, cháy tiêu luôn nông trại. Rồi hạn hán, anh chẳng còn gì nhưng em vẫn bên anh.
Bà vợ: - đúng thế anh.
- bây giờ anh đang đau đớn vì cơn bệnh, vô dụng và sắp chết nhưng em vẫn ở bên anh.
Bà vợ: - đúng thế anh.
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- Em đúng là đồ ... đồ xui xẻo và xúi quẩy!!!
Nợ thế, trả chưa tròn một món
Sòng đời, thua đến trắng hai tay
Quê nhà xa lắc xa lơ đó
Ngoảnh lại tha hồ mây trắng bay
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Nụ cười xứ Roos 9 years 10 months ago #54561




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Dân Úc hiểu Sách Sáng Thế Ký như sau:

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day.

On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.

On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.

On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good. well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody great!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!
Nợ thế, trả chưa tròn một món
Sòng đời, thua đến trắng hai tay
Quê nhà xa lắc xa lơ đó
Ngoảnh lại tha hồ mây trắng bay
Last Edit: 9 years 10 months ago by Mai Viết Châu (Lớp Don Bosco).
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