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English for ... today ! 9 years 2 months ago #58263



Con ngựa mà biết gọi điện thoại thì chắc chắn phải là "Ngựa Thượng Tứ" rồi anh hai Thắng ơi! Ngày xưa nhà em học đến "English For Today" Book 3 trong TCV rồi mà thấy có câu nào như câu này đâu "Your horse phoned"?


:grin :tongue
Nợ thế, trả chưa tròn một món
Sòng đời, thua đến trắng hai tay
Quê nhà xa lắc xa lơ đó
Ngoảnh lại tha hồ mây trắng bay
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English for ... today ! 9 years 2 months ago #58249

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Marriage Humor
:grin

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Husband: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Husband: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

A newly married man asked his wife: 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you,

NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

:grin

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Last Edit: 9 years 2 months ago by Đinh Cao Thắng.
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