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Máy tính và các quan ông quan bà 7 years 10 months ago #61428

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Máy tính và các quan ông quan bà 7 years 10 months ago #61419

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'can’t find printer’.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it..

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.

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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?

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This one and the next are our personal favorites!


A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.

The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

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And last but not least!

Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.
That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO PEE ON MY COMPUTER !

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Last Edit: 7 years 10 months ago by Đinh Cao Thắng.
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