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Hỏi trẻ 6 years 3 months ago #63189

Smart kids

TEACHER: How old is your father?
KID: He is 6 years old.
TEACHER: What? How is this possible?
KID: He became a father only when I was born.


Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I ❤️ this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.


(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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