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TOPIC: Chúa dựng lên dân cowboy Texas thế nào ?

Chúa dựng lên dân cowboy Texas thế nào ? 7 years 7 months ago #61669

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Đang ngao du tiểu bang Texas, thấy dân ở đây ngồ ngộ. Chia sẻ với bà con cô bác chuyện vui :

HOW GOD CREATED TEXANS

When God created the world for humankind to prosper & multiply,
He decided to give each group two (2) virtues.

As an example, He made the Japanese patient & hardworking,

He made the Germans tenacious & hard-headed,

He made the Americans organized & pragmatic,

And so on.

When God considered Texans, He told the record-keeping angel,
"Texans are going to be intelligent, honest, & democrats."

When God finished creating the world,
the angel noticed that God had given every group two (2) virtues
except the Texans, who had rec'd three (3).

The angel thought that this would give the Texans an unfair advantage over the other groups of human beings.

He pointed this out to God.

God said, "Oh, my goodness, you are certainly right, but since virtues given by God cannot be changed,
We shall do the following:

From now on Texans will keep three (3) virtues, however, they can only use two (2) at a time."

This dictum explains why:

A Texan, who is a democrat & honest, cannot be intelligent.

One who is intelligent & democrat, cannot be honest.

AND ONE, WHO IS INTELLIGENT & HONEST, CAN NEVER BE A DEMOCRAT!

This is why most Texans are REPUBLICANS

:tongue :wink
Last Edit: 7 years 7 months ago by Đinh Cao Thắng.
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